⚡ Shoe Alert : Deichmann Is The Man ⚡ belleoutofhell.com

0

Hehehe did you think that just because I had a ‘wah wah‘ moment, I’d disappear off the grid? No, ma’am ! A Goth with a shoe addiction and not many fucks to give still has a mission to do !

After wah wah’ing I am always down for some woo-woo’ing.

sashay.gif

This brand is not alternative, but I thought i’d share a couple of bargains I have made on the Deichmann website – less than £40 for two pair of boots, postage included!

I love to mix high street and alternative brands anyway, and this is a good example of how you can do it, with some tips.

Tip #1: Sweet Subscribe O’ Miiiiine

Make sure you register for new joiner newsletters to get discounts (you can always unsubscribe and sashay away afterwards). I registered with Deichmann ages ago, and I had a £5 discount off voucher sitting in my inbox. This is still valid so make sure you sign up!

lady-gaga-computer-vines-gifs-071715.gif

Tip #2 : Shoo Shoo The Bad Shoes

Be strategic in your purchasing process. I am a shortass with a love for heights – but with the pain threshold of a toddler (wah!). I have realised the hard way that whilst I’d love to parade around in platforms all day, I cannot. On top of that, even if I wanted to, I’d probably get the Health & Safety [and Business Exorcists] brigade up in my derriere at work if I were to attend a Business Analysis meeting with some Demonia shoes.

tenor (1)

So basically, I now make sure that I get shoes I can actually wear for work and leisure.  For longer than 5 minutes. Because trust me, when I was younger I’d be stacking up so many cool looking shoes – keyword stacking –  only to wear them once, cry into an ice bucket and restack them straight back into the shoe cupboard.

…Never to be worn again by me – but by the fancy ghost of my feet, and probably the electrician who was fixing shit in my flat when I wasn’t in.

loool.gif

So what did I get in Deichmann?

Badass Chunky Heels / Platform Shoes!9f539bc300db4227aeb033f255b2ef5fThese shoes are SO COMFORTABLE ! And cost me only £17.49, which is an absolute bargain, considering that a lot of alternative shoe brands sell similar for the £80 mark.

Excuse my arse:

302ce15586634b7f8e92fc6d7bd440ea.jpeg

Flat Boots For My Fat Calves!d1cd70b21e674766b3a52e725766cfd3

On the rare days when I embrace my hobbit status, I need the relevant footwear to support me. And I found it for £24.99. These boots aren’t particularly fancy but I like the elasticated bit around the calf and they are perfect for dragging myself out to work and my 2 hour commute. I am sparing another picture of my thighs but they look good and are comfy!

Basically, this weekend I received a lot of the aftermath of my mad shopping spree of the week. A lot of bargains are still to be had, so hopefully will be writing up some of that over the weekend.

Happy Shopping and Don’t Forget to WOO !!!

xxx

Report Story

Leave Your Comment